One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job - a job that no
man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try.”
“Poof!” said the genie.
“You’re a housewife.”
see also
Genie Section
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Blonde Men
Bottomless Mug
Cinderella Joe-kette
Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada
Emu Order
Fertile Land
Ostrich Genie
Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch
Marching Genie
The Meaning Of Life
Men Are Like Horoscopes
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