There were three tomatoes - a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a kid tomato.
The three of them were walking along but the kid was way behind, so the dad tomato went up to the kid tomato, squashed him and said, “ketchup!!!”
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
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