There were three tomatoes - a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a kid tomato.
The three of them were walking along but the kid was way behind, so the dad tomato went up to the kid tomato, squashed him and said, “ketchup!!!”
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
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