Three guys, an Iowan, a Wisconsinite and a Minnesotan are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
What this joe-k evolved to in 2002: Fertile Land
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend see also Farm & Genie Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Bottomless Mug Cinderella Joe-kette Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada Emu Order Fertile Land Ostrich Genie Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch Marching Genie The Meaning Of Life Men Are Like Horoscopes Project Management Spectacular Job Understanding Women Wisconsin Summer |
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