Wet Wish

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Three guys, an Iowan, a Wisconsinite and a Minnesotan are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

“I will give you each one wish,” says the genie.

The Iowan says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Iowa.” With a blink of the genie’s eye, “POOF” - the land in Iowa was forever made fertile for farming.

The Wisconsinite was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Wisconsin, so that no one can come into our precious state. Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, “POOF” - there was a huge wall around Wisconsin.

The Minnesotan asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.”

The Minnesotan says, “Fill it up with water.”


What this joe-k evolved to in 2002:  Fertile Land

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


see also   Farm  &  Genie   Sections
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Blonde Men
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Emu Order
Fertile Land
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Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch
Marching Genie
The Meaning Of Life
Men Are Like Horoscopes
Project Management
Spectacular Job
Understanding Women
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02-Jul-2022