Three guys, an Iowan, a Wisconsinite and a Minnesotan are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
“I will give you each one wish,” says the genie.
The Iowan says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I
want the land to be forever fertile in Iowa.” With a blink of the genie’s eye,
“POOF” - the land in Iowa was forever made fertile for farming.
The Wisconsinite was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Wisconsin, so that no
one can come into our precious state. Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, “POOF” - there was a huge wall around Wisconsin.
The Minnesotan asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in
or out.”
The Minnesotan says, “Fill it up with water.”
What this joe-k evolved to in 2002: Fertile Land
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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers
Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers
Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
see also Farm & Genie Sections
40th Wedding Anniversary
Blonde Men
Bottomless Mug
Cinderella Joe-kette
Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada
Emu Order
Fertile Land
Ostrich Genie
Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch
Marching Genie
The Meaning Of Life
Men Are Like Horoscopes
Project Management
Spectacular Job
Understanding Women
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