A Canada Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. “This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides, and takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. “I wish for an ice cold diet Coke right now!” He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. “I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside.” Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish. “I wish I’d never have to work ever again.” POOF!  He’s back in his government office. see also   Genie   &  Government  Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Bottomless Mug Cinderella Joe-kette Cowboy’s Gift From Revenue Canada Emu Order Fertile Land Ostrich Genie Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch Marching Genie The Meaning Of Life Men Are Like Horoscopes Project Management Spectacular Job Understanding Women   Peter Cotton Ale Social Distancing Champ GPS Directions Secret Exit Clippendales Starborks Post-Apocalyptical Section Hide And Sikh Yoga Pants Really Good Day Be Someone My Time Algebra Relationship Mask Shortage Exit Not Found

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