Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item - Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price: the $6-8 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, but there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. “There is wine in a box that people are willing to buy,” she said. “The right name is important.” Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb Wine improves with age. 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