A Store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies for Sale”. The signs have a way of attracting children. Soon a little boy appeared at the sign and asked, “How much are you gonna sell those puppies for?”
The store owner replied, “Anywhere from $30 - $50.”
The little boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some change. “I have $2.37, can I look at them?”
The store owner smiled and whistled. Out of the kennel came his dog named Lady, running down the aisle of his store followed by five little puppies. One puppy was lagging considerably behind. Immediately the little boy singled out the lagging, limping puppy. He asked “What’s wrong with that little dog?” The man explained that when the puppy was born the vet said that this puppy had a bad hip socket and would limp for the rest of his life. The little boy got really excited and said “That’s the puppy I want to buy!”
The man replied “No, you don’t want to buy that little dog. If you really want him, I’ll give him to you.”
The little boy got upset. He looked straight into the man’s eyes and said “I don’t want you to give him to me. He is worth every bit as much as the other dogs and I’ll pay the full price. In fact I will give you $2.37 now and 50 cents every month until I have him paid for.”
The man countered, “You really don’t want to buy this puppy son. He is never gonna be able to run, jump and play like other puppies.”
The little boy reached down and rolled up his pant leg to reveal a badly twisted, crippled left leg supported by a big metal brace. He looked up at the man and said, “Well, I don’t run so well myself and the little puppy will need someone who understands.”
The man was now biting his bottom lip. Tears welled up in his eyes....
He smiled and said, “Son, I hope and pray that each and every one of these puppies will have an owner such as you.”
IN LIFE, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE, BUT WHETHER SOMEONE APPRECIATES
YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE, ACCEPTS YOU AND LOVES YOU UNCONDITIONALLY.
A REAL FRIEND IS ONE WHO WALKS IN WHEN THE REST OF THE WORLD WALKS AWAY.
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin
Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump
A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella
No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky
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