A Store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies for Sale”. The signs have a way of attracting children. Soon a little boy appeared at the sign and asked, “How much are you gonna sell those puppies for?” Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. 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