Why I Love Saskatchewan

Who would want to leave the middle of Canada, eh?


When it’s springtime in Saskatchewan,
And the gentle breezes blow
About seventy miles an hour
And it’s fifty-two below.
You can tell you’re in Saskatchewan
’cause the snow’s up to your butt
And you take a breath of springtime air
And your nose holes both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Saskatchewan
My feet are frozen to the ground!


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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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21-Sep-2021