Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Hardships make or break people. - Margaret Mitchell

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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01-Oct-2020