Redneck Piggy Bank

Saving for a dry day

Bubba keeps important emergency food in his piggy bank



Redneck Piggy Bank

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Hardships make or break people. - Margaret Mitchell

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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28-May-2020