Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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21-Oct-2020