Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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05-Aug-2020