Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

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Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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18-Feb-2020