Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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06-Mar-2021