Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

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Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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01-Apr-2020