Q: What do you call an Amish man with his hand up a horse’s bum?
A: A mechanic.
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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare
Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare
Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
see also Amish & Mennonite & Mechanical Sections
Amish 3 Horsepower Country Camper
Amish Airlines – Maiden Voyage
Amish Centerfold
Amish Elevator View
Amish Friends
Amish Mechanical Problems
Amish Prom Limo
Amish Smart Car
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