Q: What do you call an Amish man with his hand up a horse’s bum?
A: A mechanic.
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Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown
Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown
Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
see also Amish & Mennonite & Mechanical Sections
Amish 3 Horsepower Country Camper
Amish Airlines – Maiden Voyage
Amish Centerfold
Amish Elevator View
Amish Friends
Amish Mechanical Problems
Amish Prom Limo
Amish Smart Car
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