A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day.
“I’d love to be six
again,” she replied.
On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, got up made
her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme
park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster -
everything there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and
her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where
her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot
dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He
leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, Dear,
what was it like being six again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You
Moroff, I meant
my dress size.”
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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