Mother’s Day Gift - Not
Give her what she wants on her special day

A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day.
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied.

On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster - everything there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?”

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You Moroff, I meant my dress size.”

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.


Making Mom feel like she was a kid again!

see also   Mother’s Day   Section
A Mother’s Love
A Woman’s Mind
Looking For Your Wife?
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Understanding Women

 

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22-Sep-2021