A man and his wife walked into a Dentist’s office. The man said to the Dentist, “Doctor, I’m in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting
for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth
and be done with it - I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
The Dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this sure is a very brave man,
asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.”
So the Dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, Honey, and show the Doctor which tooth hurts.”
Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash
Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash
Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump
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