A man and his wife walked into a Dentist’s office. The man said to the Dentist, “Doctor, I’m in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting
for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth
and be done with it - I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
The Dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this sure is a very brave man,
asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.”
So the Dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, Honey, and show the Doctor which tooth hurts.”
Floss like a boss! - Unknown
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain
I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump
Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown
Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain
I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown
Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown
You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter
In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell
Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump
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