A man and his wife walked into a Dentist’s office. The man said to the Dentist, “Doctor, I’m in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting
for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth
and be done with it - I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!” Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince Teetotaler: A golfer who only keeps track of drives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both is dental. - Ogden Nash Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump see also Golf Section Beautiful Bride - “In-dentured” For Life Dental Checkup Dentist Talk Denture Cup Dental Plan - Latest Extraction Technology False Teeth Hillbilly Tooth Fairy Hippo Toothbrush Modern Dentistry - Painful but Fast! Nice Teeth For All The Crap He Eats Pastor’s New Teeth Pet Dentist Redneck Bird Dogs Staff Teeth Uplifting Tooth Extraction |
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