Will Made for Nird and Ird
On your deathbed, will you leave your assets to Nird and Ird?

A successful businessman had created a large firm.

He had two sons - a skinny fellow named Nird, and a big burly son named Ird.

On his deathbed, the businessman made his final will and left all his assets to Ird.

The moral? It's the Burly Ird that gets the Firm.