At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Shrunk Jeep Quarantine Garden Casualty Way Painfull Skydive You Are Grounded Discrimination Mountain Flock Tea Bait One Of Those Days Nanosecond Moments Fishing Addiction Lebanon Social Distancing Centaur of Tymfi Swiss Spaghetti Harvest Trudeau Trips Engagement Rings Outback Golf Course Importanter Get In Line! Landing On The Moon

01-Apr-2020