At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Drama Queen Diary He Looks Just Like His Father! Happy Snow Car Sand Strap Experience Redneck Calf Feeder BaCoN T-Shirt Go Winterized Car Igloo Hen Pecked It's Movie Time In The Dog House 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Diaper Change Palestinian Security Check Wurst-Case Scenario High-Rise Inifinity Pool Winter Kayaking Balanced Family Life Closed Ahead Forgettable Fishing Trips

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