At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Wet Insect Chinese New Year Greetings 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Gun Laws Mounted Deer Antlers Anti-Theft Car SUV Haircut Two Feet of Snow in Seattle Chevforodge Redneck Skurfing Golf Prayer Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday Walking The Dog Bobslide Event Holy Bagel Happy Down Under Day In Deep Water Lean Beer Cow Skiing Trail Closed

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