At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Kid Disposal   Fly Art Texas Rain Gauge Camel Hatchback Teahouse of the August Moon Bent Baby Deluxembourg Lost Head Moving Sofa Florida Golf Hazard Billionaire Thoughts Graduation Swag U.S. Millionaires How To Save NASA Computer Travelers Virtual Air Canada Jockey Racing 'Pier' Pressure Canadian Coat Of Arms On The Eighth Day Texas Bakery

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