Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A word to the wise is infuriating. - Hunter S Thompson

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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14-Jul-2020