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“Mommy, what's that smell?”
“... where future lawyers, politicians, managers, and other assorted
'pain in the rears' are earmarked for future development...”
“Dang, this telescope is big - I can see Uranus from here!”
“Yeah, it's fun to look at... but think of all the psychiatrist fees you'll have in the future!”
“Finally found out why people make up all these stories about where children come from: the Stork, a large cabbage...
This giant Elephant-enema truth is a bit too embarrassing to tell!”
“Hey Mommy, I see the end - it's brown and kind of long! Come look, Mommy...”
“Sorry Tootsie, There is no 'Return to the Love Canal'!”
“Too Pooped to study Anatomy? (obviously a Female elephant)”
“It's easy Mom - just run around till you get pooped out.”
“Mommy, I found the leak in the city gas main.”
“I got your preparation-H applicator. No honey - it's right here in my hand.”
“Here at our Pre-School we teach the children how the digestive system really works.”
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