Road Map for Men

Guys - test your handling skills!

A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom

Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge

see also   Bad Gas  &  Bathroom  Sections


Broken Potted Plant Art

Fish Hat

Fairy Soap

Floor Legs

Microscopic Reader

Brief Case

Hairstyle Of The Year

Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad

Swan Heels

Windshield Defrogger


Sonic Straw

Man At Work

Uncorked Wine

Double Handicap

Tetris Construction

Clorox Respirator

Our Aim

Truck Rest Stop

Romaine Empire
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious