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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom



Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

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We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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29-May-2020