I.R.S. Humor

It’s that time of year again...


Q: What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
A: Skeet.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
A: His co-workers.

Q: What’s brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What’s the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
A: One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.


 

Waterslide Closet

Canadian Whiskey

Car-Eating Cow

Tea For Two

Paint Pants

Sea Sand Art

Grief Bacon

Respect For Grapes

Up Purriscope

Fresh Chicken

Ice Climbing Building

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Does Your Hedgehog Bite?

Lazy Line Painters

Vegan Brownies

From Start To Finish

Milkshake Diet

Hand Speech

Software Cake

Bland Entrance
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18-Jan-2020