One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner see also Easter & Little Johnny Sections After Easter Bunny Blonde’s Meaning of Easter Broken Egg Bunny Calendar Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Did You Say Happy Easter? 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