A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”
Later, the lion confronted an ox and fiercely bellowed, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammered, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared his challenge.
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree several times, then stomped him until the lion was flat as a pancake.
Then the elephant took up a trunk-full of water, soaked the lion, and then trumpeted in victory before sauntering away.
The lion let out a moan, lifted his head weakly and hollered, “Just because you don’t know the answer, doesn’t mean you have to get all huffy about it.”
Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries
Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb
I'm the king of the world! - Titanic
When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus
Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb
The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb
Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard
Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek
He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown
Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce
Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb
I'm the king of the world! - Titanic
When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus
Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb
The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb
Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard
Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek
He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I
Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown
Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce
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