A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb I'm the king of the world! - Titanic Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard He played the King in the game of life But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker see also Animal Section African Car Wash Animal Groups Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant Do Not Feed The Animals Downhill Safari Elephant Blues Elephant Breath Elephant Bus Elephant Circumcision Elephant Dung Decorative Paper Elephant Enema Elephant Haircut Elephant Hand Elephant Heist Elephant Instructions Elephant Ludo Elephant Nest Elephant Phonics Elephant Soccer Elephant Stew Elephant Sunset Elephant Trampoline Elephant’s Long Memory Herd Mentality Hide & Seek How Many Elephant Legs? Identity Theft IrrElephant Kermit Frog Loan Let ’Er Rip Looking For Something? Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All No-Elephant Building Overloaded Pooped Out Playground Potty Training An Elephant Professional Test River Crossing Serengeti Tug of War Stretch Elephants This Is My Road Touching Elephant Story Trunk Sleeper Viagra Elephant Weight Wait When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros Zebra Keyboard |
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