A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte see also Animal Section African Car Wash Animal Groups Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant Do Not Feed The Animals Downhill Safari Elephant Blues Elephant Breath Elephant Bus Elephant Circumcision Elephant Dung Decorative Paper Elephant Enema Elephant Haircut Elephant Hand Elephant Heist Elephant Instructions Elephant Ludo Elephant Nest Elephant Phonics Elephant Soccer Elephant Stew Elephant Sunset Elephant Trampoline Elephant’s Long Memory Herd Mentality Hide & Seek How Many Elephant Legs? Identity Theft IrrElephant Kermit Frog Loan Let ’Er Rip Looking For Something? Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All No-Elephant Building Overloaded Pooped Out Playground Potty Training An Elephant Professional Test River Crossing Serengeti Tug of War Stretch Elephants This Is My Road Touching Elephant Story Trunk Sleeper Viagra Elephant Weight Wait When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros Zebra Keyboard |
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