King Of The Jungle

How to tell if you’re-a-lion’ or a lion


A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”

Later, the lion confronted an ox and fiercely bellowed, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammered, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”

On a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared his challenge.
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree several times, then stomped him until the lion was flat as a pancake.

Then the elephant took up a trunk-full of water, soaked the lion, and then trumpeted in victory before sauntering away.

The lion let out a moan, lifted his head weakly and hollered, “Just because you don’t know the answer, doesn’t mean you have to get all huffy about it.”




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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker


see also   Animal  Section
African Car Wash
Animal Groups
Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant
Do Not Feed The Animals
Downhill Safari
Elephant Blues
Elephant Breath
Elephant Bus
Elephant Circumcision
Elephant Dung Decorative Paper
Elephant Enema
Elephant Haircut
Elephant Hand
Elephant Heist
Elephant Instructions
Elephant Ludo
Elephant Nest
Elephant Phonics
Elephant Soccer
Elephant Stew
Elephant Sunset
Elephant Trampoline
Elephant’s Long Memory
Herd Mentality
Hide & Seek
How Many Elephant Legs?
Identity Theft
IrrElephant
Kermit Frog Loan
Let ’Er Rip
Looking For Something?
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
No-Elephant Building
Overloaded
Pooped Out Playground
Potty Training An Elephant
Professional Test
River Crossing
Serengeti Tug of War
Stretch Elephants
This Is My Road
Touching Elephant Story
Trunk Sleeper
Viagra Elephant
Weight Wait
When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
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03-Jul-2022