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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J Harris

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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04-Jun-2020