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There’s no time like this for a busy Redneck

(turn Bubba’s charm bracelet backwards & you’re a winner every day!)

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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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22-Oct-2020