Recession Boss

Office productivity during lean times



Your boss before the recession:  “Nice job!”
Recession Boss - cat pats duck on head

Your boss during the recession:  “Please put more effort into your work!”


Your boss after the Quarterly Report:  “I said, 'More effort!' ”


“The beatings will continue until morale improves!”



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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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