Cat Patrol

It helps to have someone watching your back



Army patrol unit with cat in back pocket of a soldier

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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14-Aug-2020