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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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04-Dec-2020