Star Wars Eggs

“May The Force” be with you this Easter



Star Wars Eggs - May the eggs be with you this Easter

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Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Darth Vader Models
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Tree
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Bike
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Fried Eggs
Fried Eggs - Military Style
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
How To Peel An Egg
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Kiss-ter Eggs
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Seniors Eggsellent Special
Star Wars Day
Stuffed Bunny
SwarchenEgger
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?
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31-May-2020