The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle