While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round...
People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb
There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito
God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein
God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis
We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson
There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito
God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein
God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis
We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson
see also Marriage & Relationship Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women
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