Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women

 

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26-May-2020