While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope The darker the night, the brighter the stars, The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28 I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas see also Marriage & Relationship Sections A Woman’s Mind Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction “Female Speak” Translation Flower Shop For Men iGifts Looking For Your Wife? Names of the Colours Real Iron Man Competition Real Man’s Point System Redneck Anniversary Gift Romance Lost Secret Of A Long Marriage Sheer Surprise The Good Wife’s Guide Understanding Women |
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