While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round...
The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson
Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction. - Pablo Picasso
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown
Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield
Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale
Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson
Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction. - Pablo Picasso
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown
Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield
Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale
Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
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Female Attraction
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Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
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Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
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