Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman

I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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19-Jan-2021