Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
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18-Jan-2020