Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen


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