While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round...
You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire
No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown
On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible
You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren
In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman
If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson
I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath
God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire
No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown
On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible
You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren
In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman
If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson
see also Marriage & Relationship Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women
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