Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction. - Pablo Picasso

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle


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03-Jul-2022