Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
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26-Sep-2020