Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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27-Sep-2021