Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle


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08-May-2021