Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
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05-Apr-2020