While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round...
Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham
Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb
At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce
God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno
Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx
God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible
Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor
On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle
You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis
There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton
True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer
Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce
Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb
At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce
God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno
Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg
One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx
God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible
Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor
On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle
You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis
There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton
True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer
Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce
Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
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