Sedin Sisters

2 girls, no cup

Los Angeles prepares to dethrone the Canuck Twins



Seding Brothers - Daniel and Henrik Sedin - NHL Vancouver Canucks ice hockey team



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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard


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2012 Stanley Cup Survey
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Loving Canadian Husband
Maple Leafs’ Playoff Plans
Orca Season
Ottawa Senators Announcement
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