Skeleton Leaf Fan

Long wait between Stanley Cups



Maple Leaf fan waiting for cup turns into a skeleton

Happy Leafs Elimination Day poster

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Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


see also   Ice Hockey  Section
Hamilton NHL Team
Hockey Players Are Mean
Mal Nutrition
Maple Leafs’ Playoff Plans
Skeletons In The Closet
Toronto Maple Leafs’ New Building
Toronto Maple Leafs - No Cup For You!
Why the Blackhawks Sold Their Zamboni
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Zamboni Fodder

 

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16-Apr-2021