Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.
When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”
“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”
Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker
Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones
There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren
Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones
There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren
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