Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields


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02-Jul-2022