Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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17-Jan-2020