Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.
When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”
“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey
For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker
Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields
For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker
Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields
see also Birthday, Food, Little Johnny & Stress Sections
 mIndians |  Mouthful Of Information |  Happy Face Sandwich |  Senior Eye Exam |  Chubby Free |
 Pirrows |  Young Rock Star |  Restored Beauty |  Powerplant Swimsuit Models |  Watermelon Cake |
 Sharkini |  Julyed |  Filet Minion |  Better Singer |  Texas Basketball |
 Grow Food, Not Lawns |  Nut Salesman |  Long Yellow Things |  Ants Know When Something Is Fake |  Think Outside |
02-Jul-2022 |