Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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08-Apr-2020