Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler


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22-Jan-2021