Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.
When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”
“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain
Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne
The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson
Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton
My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain
Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne
The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson
Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton
My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
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