Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise. The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler see also Birthday, Food, Little Johnny & Stress Sections |
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