Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise. Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields Today is the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. - Unknown I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields see also Birthday, Food, Little Johnny & Stress Sections |
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