Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.
When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”
“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”
Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker
Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert
Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen
In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin
The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran
Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert
Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen
In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin
The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran
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