Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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14-Dec-2019