Destruction of America

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one. - John Greenleaf Whittier

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov