The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked Little Johnny, “Johnny if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits, how many would you have?”
Johnny replied, “Seven rabbits, Miss Figpot.”
The teacher asked again, “Listen Johnny, If I gave you two rabbits, plus two more rabbits, plus two more rabbits, how many rabbits would you have altogether?”
Johnny smiled, “That’s easy, Teacher, I would have seven.”
“Ok Johnny,” Miss Figpot said. “Let’s try it a different way. If I gave you two cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans of Pepsi. How many cans of Pepsi would you have?”
“Six cans.” Johnny answered.
“OK,” said the teacher. “Now think of that with this question. If I gave you two rabbits, then two more rabbits, then two more rabbits how many would you have?”
“Seven, Teacher.” Johnny replied.
Exasperated, Miss Figpot asked, “Why seven?”
Johnny replied, “Because I already have one rabbit at home!”
Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This is adding insult to injuries. - Edward Moore
Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
If you only keep adding little by little, it will soon become a big heap. - Hesiod
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This is adding insult to injuries. - Edward Moore
Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
If you only keep adding little by little, it will soon become a big heap. - Hesiod
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort. - Charlotte Bronte
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
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