Threatening Letters

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The fellow stormed into the postmaster’s office in a fury.

“I’ve been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.”

“Of course,” said the postmaster. “Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who’s sending them?”

“Yes,” shouted the man. “It’s those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service.”


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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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