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The fellow stormed into the postmaster’s office in a fury.

“I’ve been getting threatening letters in the mail for months and I want them stopped.”

“Of course,” said the postmaster. “Sending threatening letters through the mail is a federal offense. Do you know who’s sending them?”

“Yes,” shouted the man. “It’s those idiots down at the Internal Revenue Service.”


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Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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