Aussie Batman

Batman’s tractor turns up Down Under



Aussie Batman

Batman Tractormobile makes Aussie debut
Farming in Central West Australia takes on a comic turn of events

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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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16-Feb-2020