Bacon Women

Why women are like bacon



Women are like bacon

Bacon recipe for long-lasting, tasty relationships

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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31-May-2020