![]() Beard styles and ideas - men’s style trends A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Hairstyle Section American Mustache Attentive Student Batman Beard Beard and Moustache Championship Bee Beard Bird’s Nest Beard Braided Mohawk Cat Beard Change Of The Guard - Summer in London Chesthair Green Beards Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times Hair Moan Therapy Haircut For Staff Meetings Hairstyle Of The Year MintHair Gardens NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category Not-So-Bald Eagle Photographic Moustache Seinfeld Haircut Two Face World Moustache Competition Zoo Dude |
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