False Prophet

Unmasking the alternative taste of Easter



False Chocolate Prophet

In religion, a false prophet is one who falsely claims the gift of
prophecy or divine inspiration, or who uses that gift for evil ends.
In today's culture, chocolate Easter eggs sales are booming,
until one eats up all the profit prophets...

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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17-Jan-2020