A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalm 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS:
“I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and I have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”
Taxing issues with Tax Returns: Tax help for Church-goers
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see also Government, Finance & Stress Sections
2012 Tax Return (U.S.)
DiscourageMeant
IRS Custom Tax Thumb Drive
IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener
I.R.S. Humor
New IRS Form
Pay Your Taxes
Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form
Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation
The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy (U.K.)
My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker
The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall
A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle
There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers
The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall
A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle
There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers
see also Government, Finance & Stress Sections
2012 Tax Return (U.S.)
DiscourageMeant
IRS Custom Tax Thumb Drive
IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener
I.R.S. Humor
New IRS Form
Pay Your Taxes
Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form
Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation
The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy (U.K.)
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