A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalm 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS:
“I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and I have enclosed a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”
Taxing issues with Tax Returns: Tax help for Church-goers
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see also Government, Finance & Stress Sections
2012 Tax Return (U.S.)
DiscourageMeant
IRS Custom Tax Thumb Drive
IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener
I.R.S. Humor
New IRS Form
Pay Your Taxes
Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form
Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation
The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy (U.K.)
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis
A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown
I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis
A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown
I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
see also Government, Finance & Stress Sections
2012 Tax Return (U.S.)
DiscourageMeant
IRS Custom Tax Thumb Drive
IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener
I.R.S. Humor
New IRS Form
Pay Your Taxes
Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form
Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation
The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy (U.K.)
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