The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal American immigration. The Republican presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray and live according to a conservative view of the U.S. Constitution and not Executive Orders. Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles Demagogue: A person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. - Don Marquis The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Government, Nationality, Political & Relationship Sections Alien Smuggling Border Agent Alert Border Between Rich and Poor Border Patrol At Its Finest Border Smuggler Borderline Stupidity Cross Border Friends Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs Hay For Sale Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs Politics in Canada and the United States Redneck Border Security The Original Homeland Security |
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