A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey
To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
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