A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare
In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
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