A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb
Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
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