A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
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