A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden
Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
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