A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren
Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
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