A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner
We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
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