During a recent Donald Trump rally, a heckler from the audience hollered, “Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?” Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker No taxation without regimentation. - Archie Bunker No taxation without representation. - Unknown The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill see also Government & Political Sections Aeroflot Announcement British Trump Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener New IRS Form Queen Donald Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form The Importance of Tax Return Accuracy |
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