Seamus went into a pharmacy in Dublin. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out a bottle of Irish whiskey and a teaspoon. The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield see also Medical Section Bed Ridden and Proud Of It Costco Whiskey Daniel’s Lotion Fishing Trip With Jack Found The Jackpot Little Drinking Problem One Beer A Day Smirnoff Women Whiskey Around The World Whiskey Jig Whiskey Lurks Good Whiskey Silly Acupuncture Face Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Bandage Art Bed Friends Brain Warmer Breast Cancer Cure Car Bandaid Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality Chewing Gum Hazard DentAid Dr. Paul Dhillon - Sierra Leone Ebola Clinic First Aid Responders Flu Fashion Dreaded Furniture Disease Harley Half Ton Help For Dead Children Hygiene On The Farm I Can Still Kiss You Important Health Information Irish Flu Shots Is Laughter The Best Medicine? 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