Seamus went into a pharmacy in Dublin. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out a bottle of Irish whiskey and a teaspoon.
Seamus proceeded to pour some of the amber liquid into the teaspoon and offered it to the pharmacist.
“Could you taste this for me, please?” asked Seamus.
The pharmacist took the teaspoon into his mouth, swilled the liquid around and swallowed it.
“Does that taste sweet to you?”, says Seamus.
“No, not at all,” says the pharmacist.
“Oh, that’s a relief,” says Seamus. “Doctor Flannigan told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”
Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
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