Seamus went into a pharmacy in Dublin. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out a bottle of Irish whiskey and a teaspoon.
Seamus proceeded to pour some of the amber liquid into the teaspoon and offered it to the pharmacist.
“Could you taste this for me, please?” asked Seamus.
The pharmacist took the teaspoon into his mouth, swilled the liquid around and swallowed it.
“Does that taste sweet to you?”, says Seamus.
“No, not at all,” says the pharmacist.
“Oh, that’s a relief,” says Seamus. “Doctor Flannigan told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar.”
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
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