Seamus went into a pharmacy in Dublin. He reached into his jacket pocket and took out a bottle of Irish whiskey and a teaspoon. Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison see also Medical Section Bed Ridden and Proud Of It Costco Whiskey Daniel’s Lotion Fishing Trip With Jack Found The Jackpot Little Drinking Problem One Beer A Day Smirnoff Women Whiskey Around The World Whiskey Jig Whiskey Lurks Good Whiskey Silly Acupuncture Face Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Bandage Art Bed Friends Brain Warmer Breast Cancer Cure Car Bandaid Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality Chewing Gum Hazard DentAid Dr. Paul Dhillon - Sierra Leone Ebola Clinic First Aid Responders Flu Fashion Dreaded Furniture Disease Harley Half Ton Help For Dead Children Hygiene On The Farm I Can Still Kiss You Important Health Information Irish Flu Shots Is Laughter The Best Medicine? Magnetic Personality Mandage Mechanical Patient Miss Beautiful Spine Redneck Flu Shot Restored Beauty Self-Propelled Rocket Stool Fool Suspicious Blood Donor Swine Flew Swine Flu Symptoms Tampon Saves Marine’s Life Teople Poo Treadmill Workout Twin Dish Worst Aid Zip Tie Prank |
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