Can’t Be Santa, Can It?

What will children do without Santa?



Santa Claus 1836-2000 graveyard tombstone

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


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23-Oct-2020