An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheese, salami, anchovies) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. “Abdul, you son of a camel, where is my water?” demanded the Emir. “A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,” stammered the wretched Abdul, “But a man is sitting on the well.” see also   Nationality  Section 100 Camels   Upended Water Buffalo 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Face Heater Leap Year Shirt World's Greatest Typo Icehenge Found It! Puma Pants Polar Bear Attack Foot Sign Language Winter Tires Hooters Face Mask Latte Art Whiskey Toothpaste Titanic's Non-Romantic Scene Fake News Steep Steps Better Lawyer Snow Detour No Time For This

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