During a high school English final exam, the teacher found a student peeking at a classmate’s
answers.
“How can you cheat so blatantly?” the teacher shouted. “You have already
stolen more than one look at your classmate’s paper!”
“Don’t blame me, sir,” replied the student. “If her handwriting weren’t so bad, I could have got it all at one glance.”
In doing we learn. - George Herbert
What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - Steven Wright
Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha
Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius
The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale
Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist
We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck
Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell
I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch
As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown
The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton
Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato
When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking
What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - Steven Wright
Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha
Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius
The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale
Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist
We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck
Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell
I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch
As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown
The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton
Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato
When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking
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