During a high school English final exam, the teacher found a student peeking at a classmate’s
answers.
“How can you cheat so blatantly?” the teacher shouted. “You have already
stolen more than one look at your classmate’s paper!”
“Don’t blame me, sir,” replied the student. “If her handwriting weren’t so bad, I could have got it all at one glance.”
Some cheat by not cheating. - Baltasar Gracian
The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch
If you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver
Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown
Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi
Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden
There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar
Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy
Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch
You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus
You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia
Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown
Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington
It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca
The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol
You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham
A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope
The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles
I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump
The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen
Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin
I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King
Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore
Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato
The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch
If you know how to cheat, start now. - Earl Weaver
Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown
Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi
Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden
There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar
Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy
Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch
You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus
You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia
Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown
Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington
It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca
The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol
You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham
A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope
The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles
I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump
The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen
Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin
I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King
Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore
Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato
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