During a high school English final exam, the teacher found a student peeking at a classmate’s
answers.
“How can you cheat so blatantly?” the teacher shouted. “You have already
stolen more than one look at your classmate’s paper!”
“Don’t blame me, sir,” replied the student. “If her handwriting weren’t so bad, I could have got it all at one glance.”
Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana
Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen
If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch
Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard
Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown
The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca
I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown
Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard
That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda
You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown
NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden
Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana
Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen
If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch
Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard
Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown
The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca
I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown
Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard
That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda
You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown
NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden
Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
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