Chocolate Chip Cookies for Engineers & Scientists

Reaching equilibrium with your cookie recipe


Ingredients
1. 532.35 cm3 gluten
2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5. 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6. 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7. 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
8. Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
9. 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10. 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

Directions
To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1.
Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation.

Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.


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Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power... it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Justus von Liebig

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. - Don Young


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04-Dec-2020