While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Bubba and his wife listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He addressed Bubba, “Can you describe your wife’s favourite flower?”
Bubba leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “That’s easy - it’s Robin Hood’s All-Purpose!”
At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns
The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde
Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare
Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown
But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick
You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll
There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse
A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia
To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying
There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse
Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler
Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats
The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott
If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn
You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann
Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold
Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie
The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde
Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare
Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown
But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick
You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll
There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse
A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia
To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying
There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse
Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler
Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats
The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott
If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn
You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann
Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold
Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie
see also Marriage Section
Carnations vs. Roses
Eufloria Flower Choreography
Fast Flower
Flower Dress
Flower Drums
Flower Pot Garden
Flower Shop For Men
Frost Flower
Instead Of Flowers
Largest Flower In The World
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Spring Flowers
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