While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Bubba and his wife listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He addressed Bubba, “Can you describe your wife’s favourite flower?”
Bubba leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “That’s easy - it’s Robin Hood’s All-Purpose!”
Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb
The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson
Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks
But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick
You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson
There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse
Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown
The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes
Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings
Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler
Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott
If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart
Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz
The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper
I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker
You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne
Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson
Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks
But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick
You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb
Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson
There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse
Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown
The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes
Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings
Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler
Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer
Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel
I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner
The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott
If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart
Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz
The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper
I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker
You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann
Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne
Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
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Fast Flower
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