A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Inspiration Section 6th Grade Misspelling Afterlife Life Animal Groups Attack Rabbit Bald Rabbits Blind Bunny Canadian North Cookbook CatRabbit Twins Did you say her name was Alice? Donald Trump Rabbit Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Fox Hunting Madness Funny Bunny Genetic Science Happy Easter, Big Guy Hare Five Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope Pocket Bunny Portable Lawn Mower Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit Boost Rabbit’s Foot Rabbit In The Box Rabbit Math Rabbit or Duck? Ready For Rabbits Stuffed Bunny Texas Easter Bunny Wabbits What Happened? Who’s Pulling Your Chain? |
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