That’s Your Father

Tracing the family tree at the beach


A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”

“That’s your father.”

“Then who’s that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?”


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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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09-Aug-2020