404 Clock for Computer Geeks

Setting your wakeup time to an unknown quantity



Computer Geek 404 Clock

Looks like a “404 Not Found” morning...
Time to hit the snooze button again!

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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28-Oct-2020